Maureen (Mom)- My mom. I DON’T live with her.

Caitlin (Sister)- Sister. She lives here off and on.

Brenna- My dog

Patches- Cat

Sean “Trez” Connolly- My friend. Made me do this.

Rob “Parker” Parker- Some loser. Thinks we are friends. Always annoys me. Likes to make fun of “Trez”

Steve “Penders” Penders- Some kid who lives near me. Always does disgusting things on the bus.

Jon “Barbuti” Barbuti- Some gay kid on my bus. Likes to talk about the dirty things he does.

Ms. Ziehl- Also know as Rat Queen. REALLY HOT!. (That was a joke) Her boobs hang down to her waist. Science teacher.

Heather Dunne- My sisters best friend. She won’t admit it, but she’s in love with me.